A Day in the Life of Pickles the Donkey: Queen of Chaos and Cuddles

Hi. I’m Pickles.

I’m a donkey.

And I’m kind of a big deal around here. 🐴✨

Life on Little Village Farm? Let me tell you ... it’s non-stop action when you’re me. Some would say I run this place. Others would say I cause minor mayhem. I say… why not both?

Mornings with Majesty

Every morning starts with me hanging my head over the fence and giving the humans the stare. You know the one. The “I can see you holding snacks, and I expect immediate tribute” stare. Works every time. Breakfast is served (as it should be), and I reward them with a very dramatic yawn and an optional head butt of affection.

Then it’s time for the daily patrol. I trot the paddocks like I’m guarding a royal castle. Chickens are scattered, alpacas are judged, boundaries are checked (and occasionally tested; just in case the gate magically opens). Hey, security is important.

Afternoon Antics

My afternoons are packed:

• Rolling in the dust like a majestic creature of the wild (don’t judge)

• Sneaking into places I definitely shouldn’t be

• Making sure I’m the loudest voice on the farm at all times

• Photo ops. Always ready. Always fabulous.

Pickles, Sponsored Star?

Now here’s the exciting bit, did you know you can sponsor me? That’s right, you can help make my farm life even more magical. Sponsorships help with my feed, treats (ahem), vet care, and all the pampering a diva like me deserves. And in return? You get updates, photos, and the joy of saying “that fabulous donkey? Yep, she’s mine (kind of).”

So if you’re into long ears, loud brays, and loads of donkey drama ... consider joining Team Pickles. I promise to make it entertaining. 😉

Until next time,

Stay sassy and snack-filled,

Pickles 🐴💛